Gather round the Thanksgiving table with Dan as he answers questions about fisting, sounding, genital warts, and revisits the concept of getting pleasured by a dolphin, all while picking turkey out of his teeth. Listen in with the whole family!

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Welcome to 3-Minute Limit, your weekly dose of abbreviated smash & dash. This week, host Lance Chess will hail Cleveland, Ohio. Cleveland’s punk scene hit puberty pretty early in the game compared to other inland cities in the U.S. This could be due to the social awareness and subsequent anger raised by the student shootings at Kent State University in 1970, or maybe Cleveland just plain rocks, whatever the case, get ready to hear some great tracks from The Electric Eels, Devo, Pere Ubu, The Dead Boys, and . Click here to listen!

What does Thursday mean to you? For us it means another episode of Mercury music editor Adam Gnade’s podcast, Best Show/Worst Show. This week he discusses stress reliever tea and how you can apply the same ideas to music. Stress relief bands include White Rainbow, Acre, Castanets, Dead Folk, Lullatone, Tunnels, and the Legendary Pink Dots.

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The Mercury’s very own Lance Chess talks to Crispin Glover about his new film, What Is It?, some of Mr. Glover’s favorite directors, the stupification of America, and the resolution of his legal battle with director Robert Zemeckis. Click here to listen!

Through the month of December, It’s the Jump Off will be celebrating the past year in hiphop with the bangin’est songs of ‘06. This week, Chas Bowie breaks you in gently with a couple chart-topping club anthems, as well as a few tracks that you might have missed the first time around. 2006 might not have been a banner year for rap albums, but killer singles dropped faster than Jay-Z’s street cred. Stay tuned all month for the best joints of the year.

Today on The Rock Report, Christine S. Blystone shares some of her favorite indie bands from across the U.S.A. Hear tracks from bubbly rock trio The Glossines (pictured below), the poppy, upbeat goodness of Deathray, and the dreamy, buzzy sounds of A Is Jump (her mom’s favorite band).

Get ready to get the ears blown off your head in this week’s episode of HUMPY’S SOUL SHOW, because Humpy is featuring some of the lesser known hits of the “Queen of Soul” herself, ARETHA FRANKLIN. We’re gonna get juicy, goosey and nice and loosey with Lady Soul, so let’s get up and get down on it!

Welcome to the ninth episode of the Dave Allen podcast series. Join him each week as he explores the best of the Portland music scene. This week, check out his instrumental showcase! Hear tracks from Nice Nice (pictured below), Manta Ray, Nudge, and more.