Welcome to another episode of the Savage Love podcast—your one-stop for all the gritty, skanky sex column advice you could ever want. Today’s issues: The big-dick, small-mouth problem; what to do with a rape fantasy; and more.

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In an effort to stop the plague of literacy sweeping across the nation, we bring you Easier Than Reading, a musical podcast dedicated to the bands we cover in each week’s print issue of the Mercury. Hosted by professional mumbler, and music editor, Ezra Ace Caraeff, this week: Songs by Jesse Sykes, A Weather, The Shaky Hands and more!

This week on 3-Minute Limit, host Lance Chess wraps up his Robotica series all about music made by miscreants and mechanoids from a time yet to come. Today’s podcast showcases Zolar X. Hailing from Los Angeles, Zolar X were full-tme space rockers who wore their Ziggy-like regalia all the time. Check it out!

In this episode of The Rock Report, Christine S. Blystone interviews local band Musee Mecanique. Listen is as they talk about their roots, their most inspiring life moments, which spots in Portland they’d spend the rest of their lives in, and much more. Plus hear a handful of songs off their upcoming album! If you like what you hear, be sure to check out Musee Mecanique at Holocene this Thursday, April 5. They’ll be playing there with A Weather & Kele Goodwin. Oh, did I mention the show is FREE?

Showing the focus of a four-year-old hopped up on Pop Rocks and Peeps, Matt and Magenta bounce from the Boomtown Rats to Fishbone to the Talking Heads to imitations of Paul Stanley. Magenta teases Matt about the SUITS having a private meeting with him. Inspired by another drunken night of playing the jukebox, we present EPISODE 12 of PURE POD FOR NOW PEOPLE!

Last Monday Dave Allen saw Ratatat at a LunchBox session over at W+K. Have a listen to the Party and Bullshit remix below!