Welcome to another episode of the Savage Love podcast—your one-stop for all the gritty, skanky sex column advice you could ever want. Today’s featured tidbit: Advice for a 19-year-old virgin dominatrix with multiple-personality disorder. Click here to listen!

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This week on 3-Minute Limit, host Lance Chess showcases music from Portland’s own Clorox Girls, who just released a new album entitled J’aime Les Filles and just kicked off a six-month long tour! Click here to listen!

A few weeks ago, we held a contest in honor of our special food issue entitled “An All-American Salute to Pork.” The contest was called Squeal Like a Pig, wherein Mercury readers would call a special voice mail number, and then SQUEEEEEEEAL LIKE A PIG! Our top four squealers won $25 gift certificates to Gartner’s Meats!

This podcast showcases our four winners, the runner-ups, and a few honorable mentions. So what are you waiting for? Go on now, piggies! Git, git, git it right here!

In an effort to stop the plague of literacy sweeping across the nation, we bring you Easier Than Reading, a musical podcast dedicated to the bands we cover in each week’s print issue of the Mercury. Hosted by professional mumbler, and music editor, Ezra Ace Caraeff, this week: Songs by Ted Leo, 31Knots, The Snuggle Ups and more! Click here to listen!

Matt and Magenta try to figure out who is the greatest American band of all time. The pair have a busy week as Matt has a drunken conversation with a 70-year-old man about his anatomy, and Magenta might win a trip to Cabo! Will the suits suspend Matt? Will Magenta edit out his pendulum story? They both agree that the Grateful Dead have stinky fans. Welcome to episode 13 of PURE POD FOR NOW PEOPLE!

Dave went out and dropped another DJ set last weekend. Here is a 30-minute portion of the set for you to check out. It includes cuts from Byrne & Eno’s My Life in the Bush of Ghosts, an U.N.K.L.E. remix of Can’s Vitamin C, LCD Soundsystem’s Saddest Night Out in the USA and the Virgin Tears Remix of Ladytron’s Perpetual Weekend. Enjoy.