Welcome to another episode of the Savage Love podcast—your one-stop for all the gritty, skanky sex column advice you could ever want. On today’s show: hear the tale of a successful deflowering!

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This week in Easier Than Reading, hear Ezra ramble and play tunes from Peter, Bjorn, and John (pictured above), Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, My Chemical Romance and Blue Scholars.

Sober for the first time in weeks, Matt and Magenta realize they have nothing to say. Music by ? and the Mysterians, Cheap Trick, Pure Country Gold, and more.

Snap! Not everything goes as planned here at So Hot Right Now, and this week was no exception to the rule, as the scheduled DJ had some major things go down. Luckily your sexy, sexy host, Mike Williams, is also a DJ. Plus, you need to get to know each other better, and what better way to get acquainted with your host than for you guys to shake your asses together? So, Mike W. turned on his turntables, loaded up some of his favorite songs, and pressed record. DANCE DANCE! Mike W. says, “Peace to Allah, my wifey, DJ’s on the low, Uffie for being so photogenic, and Serato Scratch Live.”

Send songs, mixes, bitches, gripes, and virtual high fives to: sohotrightnow@portlandmercury.com

Tracklisting after the jump!

Mike Williams - Mike's Oh Shit Mix

Trillville - Some Cut (Tittsworth Remix)
Blaqstarr - Superstar (Tactic Remix)
Bobmo - To the Bobmobile
Klaxons - Golden Skans (Switch Remix)
Basement Jaxx - Make Me Sweat (feat. Roxanne Shante)
Missy Elliot - Lose Control (feat. Ciara)
Armand Van Helden - Ultrafunkula
Uffie - Hot Chick (Detboi's Hot Glitch re-edit)
Hail Social - Cherry Cola (Sta Mix)