This week on Savage Lovecast, host Dan Savage tackles these callers’ dilemmas:

—A man’s unconventional masturbation style has his girlfriend rather concerned. Will it result in the dreaded Death Grip Syndrome?

—An adopted teen wonders what’s up with all the fat lesbians.

—Two POVs on shaving. One man’s hair hang-up is another man’s treasure.

—Pocket Pussies: Disturbing? Disgusting? Or just another sex-toy fact of life?

—Friend Zone: A kind, sympathetic man keeps finding himself in frustratingly platonic relationships with gorgeous women. What’s it going to take to get a piece?

—Birthday Girl: A married woman wants to bring in another lady for her husband’s birthday. Dan talks her through the rules and etiquette of properly executed three-ways.

Listen up, and learn something. Call Dan and ask your question: 206-201-2720.

Your Radio Sucks combines the finest minerals and manure to give your growing plants the nutrients they need. Look how green they are! Our resident green thumb, Ned Lannamann, plays music from the Loved, CSS, Titus Andronicus, Ida Maria, Chikita Violenta (pictured), Azeda Booth, Ponytail, and Harvey Milk. If your plant could talk, it would say, “Turn it up!” Or, it might say “Feed me, Seymour!” and then eat you alive.

This week on Pure Pod for Now People, Matt starts the two week odyssey of playing songs that have made up the first 80 episodes of the show. Music by too many artists to list! Welcome to the Summer of Matt aka episode 81 of Pure Pod for Now People!